DM: Roll me a perception check.
Sorcerer: *attempts to roll*
Sorcerer l: *somehow chucks their d20 into their Rum&Coke*
DM: If that’s a Nat 20 everybody succeeds.
Sorcerer: *looks at die from bottom of glass* That’s a 1…
DM: And everyone succeeds.
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I love this ❤ (credit on image)
Rum Check
bizarre neurodivergence things
- Nesting
- Hoarding things
- Taking things apart
- Wandering
- Shitty memory
- Needing pressure on your body to sleep
“why are you inside the blanket”
“you don’t need that many ????”
*takes pens apart constantly*
“so you mean to tell me you go to town to walk around the shops and that’s it?”
*in a familiar area* “where to ____” “idk sorry”
*tries to balance weighted lap pad on my shoulder as I sleep*
Fucking mood
We’re all just confused, vaguely nomadic dragons
I support this theory!
Reblog if you’re a confused, vaguely nomadic dragon, too
Player 1 (Ooc): I’m going to eventually make a goblin that rides a giant mosquito
Player 2 (Ooc): Wouldn’t that make it a hemo-goblin?
The group was laughing a solid 5 minutes.
“I wake feeling I am no good but for my gentleness, my tendency to lie right down where I am and make a home of it.”
— Anna Meister, from As If
Me, with my new tarot deck: Hey friend :)) Tell me a little bit about yourself!
Tarot deck: I’m cranky and you have daddy issues
me, through tears: Didn’t ur mother ever teach you manners?
Hey, Witchblr! 🌿
I’m hoping to find some more active blogs to follow! So like and reblog if you are(or post) dominantly about the things below so I can check out your blog! (Yeah, im still doing this lol)
🌠 Energy &/or spirit worker
🌠 Non-wiccan
🌠 Herbalism/green/nature witchcraft
🌠 hedgecrossing/astral projecting
🌠 astrology/cosmic witchcraft
🌠 witchcraft for colds, headaches, cough,etc.
🌠 tea & candle reading
🌠spells that focus on protection and banishment.
Reposting because I’m still definitely looking for more blogs to follow 🌿💖
I’m a eclectic witch, that does tarot, kitchen and green witchery, spells, and I post lots of aesthetics!
You’re healing every time you
- get out of bed because there’s something you’re excited about.
- don’t think about people who left.
- clean the clutter in the room and dishes in your sink.
- smile at yourself and random people.
- do something kind and out of the blue to make someone happy.
- work out or meet with friends even though you have no energy to.
- calm yourself down when your thoughts race.
- remember to drink water.
- don’t dwell on things you can’t control.
- do things good for yourself, even though you have no motivation.
- tell yourself that you’re growing from this, and you won’t feel like this forever.
lust is saturday night: aries, scorpio, sagittarius, gemini, libra, leo
love is sunday morning: taurus, virgo, capricorn, pisces, cancer, aquarius

